dog

In celebration of my dog pooping in my room… again, here is the only way I know how to express my feelings: a poem

I think my dog hates me. Some 8 years ago, my mother and I ordered a little white puppy off a small website called puppyspot.com. This small website turned out to ship me a demon dog. My review for puppyspot.com is 1/10. The rating for my dog of 8 years, Ziggy, is more complicated.